Sunday, June 2, 2024

Aftershow for The Broski Report - Month of May



My Controversial Thoughts on Shrek 2

1:32 I love when she's this brutal and toxic. Hopefully fans don't forget that this is a comedy show. 

I hate how I look too. I don't have money for hair extensions and good makeup. All I ever do is black eyeliner and I'll wear a mask forever when I go out because it's better than sunglasses. I love hiding my face. 

My friend, Connie showed me I can look good with makeup when I was 17. The first time I looked in the mirror with makeup on, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was a different person. I felt pretty for the first time.

(I'm in the pink dress on the left end and Connie is in pink with a person in-between us.)

Girly clothes but I'm in the anime club in 2007 LOL It felt good to stand out after being in the background as the "shy and quiet girl." I went from T-shirts and sweat pants to jeans with cute tops. A classmate actually asked if we were on the MTV show, MADE. A teacher asked if we had a new student. The shock from my teachers, classmates, family and friends was awesome. 

A boy I never seen before asked me out (or for my number, I can't remember) after school and I turned him down by shaking my head and walking away. Felt great! 


44:53 I'm watching but thank you, Brittany for explaining. Show other lazy podcasts hosts how fucking easy this is to do!!!


Broski Nation Space Program & Popemobile

She says in the start of her video that some episodes are backlogged and I think people need to use their heads and realize a lot of content creators do that. When something big happens and fans keep asking stupid questions like, "why didn't she talk about that thing yet in the episode?" It's because it might be a episode that was recorded a while ago. These are only an hour long. All she has to do is record for four hours a day and she's set for the month.


5:40 "Blank is my favorite blank"!!! I love any hint of The EZU coming from Brittany.


19:05 I love that she keeps in touch with her friend from Korea. I wish I kept in touch with my friend in Japan.


30:39 LOL No, I get that though! It feeling futuristic and having different cultures and people around you traveling to different parts of the world: I can see why she felt like it was Star Wars. I would've been thinking about the citadel in Mass Effect 😂


Next she talks about being depressed in April. Most likely has to do with fucking drama with the texts. Her fake friends showing themselves. At least she knows who are fake now and hopefully she knows the signs to be careful of the friends that haven't shown themselves yet. 

I hope she knows who shared her private story instead of doing the work as a friend and actually talk to Brittany about how she's wrong. But nah, throwing her under the bus while they stay anonymous was easier for them. I hope they're so jealous of Brittany's fame: she met Beyonce 💅

I love people like her and Steve Zaragoza who are not perfect and they admit it. They know they have lots to learn and they are open to learning. They wear their personalities on their sleeves. 

(I'm comparing them because they are the funniest people in the world to me.)

Any mistakes they make, they try to correct. I love them both. There is no perfect person. Look at your past and cringe at how problematic you were and thank God that you weren't recorded doing or saying those things. Let people grow like you got to.


49:35 My reaction when people complain about The Valleyfolk firing Lee. Go cry to Lee about it.


Me vs. Crab Rangoon & Bridgerton

LOL I need her to be a character in Hazbin Hotel. We need another funny angel character who's a woman. (I'll talk more about this later.)

Her talking about having a discussion with her professors about art and stories is what I love to do but with videogames, TV shows and horror movies. It's so unsatisfying when someone doesn't get the hidden meaning in Midsommar because "it was weird and wrong of her to smile in the end."

Or people talking about Mass Effect only to say stuff like, "I miss Garrus and Shepard. Andromeda sucks." So, I just want to nerd out in a way that isn't casual. I love talking about works of art in media. 


She then talks about being lonely in her own home and if fans would still follow her years later or if she went offline for a year to write a book. Yes! She should do that to experience being a normie again and just focus on being an anonymous fangirl who texts her friends in private about her crushes. Without worrying about random people judging her. 


48:30 😂


50:45 Praying to trump so casually and quickly is the funniest shit.


I love that she doesn't fear getting old, in a way: she would rather get old than to die young. She's going to have fun as a old woman 😎


The Tea on How I Got Fired (Twice)

0:17 Again, I want her to voice act in Hazbin Hotel. This just seems like it could be a catchphrase; maybe to a character doing the news in heaven? And just the loud and hyper vibe, she can just be herself and that character would fit right into the show. Plus, she's a good singer!


1:49 Sounds like another line that would be in Hazbin Hotel. The show doesn't have a female character who's charmingly comedic. The show only has Lucifer and Adam as the funny ones, which is why they are fun to see on screen. It would be nice to have a female character like that too! 

She mentioned more than once that she wants to voice act in a Disney movie someday. How about "Dirty Disney"? (What they called it in Japan.)

If her song was country it would be perfect 👌

I'm sorry, all I can think about is Hazbin Hotel now, I'm reading fanfictions, following fan artists on Twitter, listening to roleplay audios, looking up reaction videos of people watching the series for the first time, looking up Japanese translations to read the Japanese comments (and see what they think of the show since it became a hit over there) and buying doujinshi!  


4:14 🎵


9:17 Come on, it's such a line characters say in comedies but she's just being herself!!! She is the funniest person 👏👏👏


20:15 I love when she sees the problem and doesn't fucking care. That's what it's like to be a fangirl who can separate reality from fiction. And that's how and why it's so fun to love villains.

Is Vox from Hazbin Hotel a piece of shit and friends with pieces of shit? Yes. Do I care? No, because his look and voice is sexy. (And I think Valentino is hot 🤷 I love how his voice can go high and low, plus his look is 💅 Fiction is fucking fun, everyone.)


51:14 Another fast prayer to trump bit that I love lol!


56:24 This is why she's too good for that spoiled brat's podcast. I love how down to earth Brittany is. Before this story, I knew she was a good person with a sensible mind. Just sucks her ex-fans and ex-friends couldn't see it. 


1:12:17 Fuck yeah, Brittany. Hahaha!

Such a good episode to show that she's mature and fucking funny. If Franchesca Ramsey had gotten to know Brittany, I think they could've been friends. Maybe there's still hope?


I Need to Feed Stanley Tucci Hamburger Helper

The freakout about the bug on her desk in the beginning was funny.


4:26 👀


5:40 😂 She's talking to you:


(26 upvotes... Sometimes this fandom makes me 🤮)


39:09 How I feel about Valentino from Hazbin Hotel.


47:04 I have that intense feeling when looking for fanfiction, fanart or doujinshi. I need to see or read my character crushes in a certain way instead of just in my head!

48:00 That's nothing compared to liking weird looking cartoon characters. Get on that level, Brittany. It's the only level left that you're not on! But you're half way there because you can point out when cartoons are hot

You just need to have bigger crushes on them than just mentioning them once. (Ghost looks real so he doesn't count, he's not weird enough.)

I need her to get a crush on a character from Hazbin Hotel and I think it's the best cartoon for that to happen because she'll fall in love with their singing. And I need her to fangirl about that show to fulfill my obsession with it. 


59:26 LOL

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