Unofficial aftershow for the official AFTERSHOW: The First Time It GOT REAL

I do miss the EZU talking about Delman. His voice is fun to laugh at. I miss the Instagram stories and Vine videos where Steve would say a "dad joke" in Delman's voice. 

I wish Steve still did it anyway but I can understand why he doesn't. Some people wouldn't like that Steve's making fun of his voice. 

Just say it's a Ben Stein bit 😉

4:23 Owen's right, it would be a nice feeling for us if men were smooth vs hairy. I don't mind hair but that's because I'm blessed with a husband who loves to be clean. He was wiping the groceries before 2020.

TikTok makes me feel sorry for women who still have to date men and wounder if they cleaned their butt good after pooping. Or even after using the fucking shower! Men were real quiet in the comment sections of videos of women sharing their stories about men who still had shit stains after being "clean."

If you don't know how to clean your hairy ass then wax or shave, you gross pigs.

8:21 I like hearing men laugh at almost breaking something.
I know someone who would get pissed and go on a rant about it almost happening that it may as well have fell and broke!

Anyway....

11:50 I love that Brett tried to really test it out lol

18:46 Yeah...unfortunately, I think that is what they meant. It's cool that you're not embarrassed to play it. I don't think I've cared much about accordions when I heard or seen them. There is that one Korn song with bagpipes that sounds cool. Maybe an accordion would sound cool in a rock song, I don't know.

It sounds fine here though:

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It is more interesting than someone playing the trumpet or flute though. So, maybe Brett is right about it not being nerdy since it's so rare so see someone playing it 🤷

23:47 I wanted to go to my high school reunion! I loved high school and I was cool with everyone from my class. But my school didn't set it up 😭

I get that people think Facebook is already like a reunion but it really isn't the fucking same. I wanted to reconnect with people face to face. It's always so awkward to send a random message to someone I haven't spoken to in a while in an effort to catch up and become close. So much easier to do that in person. 

Yeah, I can see what you're up to and you can see my posts but we aren't talking, joking and chilling with each other. It's so hard to not feel awkward as an adult and to keep friendships alive. As kids we can talk about anything but now, there needs to be a point to our calls and messages.

I miss having a lot of friends to talk to everyday. I do like my quiet life but that's because I'm used to it. If I had to leave my house everyday, I would get used to that too if the place I had to go to was full of cool people to talk to. That was how high school was for me. School was an escape from a boring day at home. 

I didn't really have bullies to deal with like I did in grade school.
There was one class in senior year that gave me trouble but it was a class mixed with the other years being shitheads but they soon became bored with me. So, it was whatever, didn't ruin my year ✌

I loved walking into class and being able to sit anywhere I felt like and being welcomed by anyone in the seats next to me. I hated school work but my classmates made it worth going to school everyday. 
I wish I took more pictures.

26:08 Agreed! But now, 8 years later, Bree went back on Dynamic Banter with Mike there too this time! I love Bree so much 🧡

I love the vlogs she's been doing on her Instagram.

I actually haven't listened to that DB episode yet because I've been so obsessed with reading Hazbin Hotel fanfiction and doujinshi. I was very happy though to see Bree in the DB thumbnail. I'll watch it very soon....after a few more fanfics.

34:02 Speaking of fanfics 👀