Wish List 2025

 1. Fuckery perfume (15ml spray)

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2. House of Gold & Bones Part 1 and/or part 2 CD

3. Horror videogame

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4. Melt cassette

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5. Cyberpunk comic

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6. Girl Pictures book

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7. The Amazing Digital Circus standee

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8. Cozy Calendar

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9. Pearl: The Novel

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10. This mug

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Aftershow for The Valleycast - Month of July

So Joe's got this idea...

Fuck you, Steve for spoiling the ending of a new movie. Ugh! Why is it so hard for you to shut up with hints?! You got pissed off with people spoiling Sinners for you, but then you go and say this what type of ending this movie has....

(okay, I'm calm now.)

I just finished seeing it and I liked it a lot. I thought the DIY part of it was creepy and original because that made the enemy make mistakes. The beginning made them feel like they were experienced.
It was so good. 

I wish I didn't know when the punch was coming but whatever.

14:52 Hahaha!

31:49 Agreed! 

39:37 I love you, Joe. That's so funny and random.

Elliott and Joe forget they're being recorded

1:35 Ha!

I'm happy they know Elliott from this podcast and not SourceFed! That's awesome and I hope that gives them more fuel to keep this podcast going.

17:46 Thank you for talking about it. I like knowing that every time ya'll do, it angers the bigots and they leave the channel. Fuck those viewers. I hope they have less and less people to enjoy because all the funny people keep shitting on them. 

I love you boys! 

Seeing so many vloggers in the wild makes me miss the early 2000s. I like when vloggers do voice over so they are silent while filming in public. But seeing them talk to the camera in public is cringy. 

I really hate when they feel the need to vlog themselves singing in the car. No matter how much I like a vlogger, I always mute it if they sing in a car. 

It's only fun to watch when movies do it:

 Joe Reveals ALL (SourceFed, React, Barats and Bereta... pickleball)

It's sweet that their parents watch this podcast.

27:01 Until Lee fucked it up and like a crying Karen, she had to drag you boys down with her. 

Joe, you are very funny. Any group would be lucky to have you on their team. Look at how many views this episode got, fans love your humor. If you started being active on your own channel, it would be bigger than DB. 

I'm a little sad he didn't get to my question which was asking him about his nerdy hobbies. If he's into any videogames and if he had seen Hazbin Hotel because he loves musicals. 

When Friends Marry Friends' Mom

I don't know, Joe. I think maybe your teenage kid is just good at acting like she's not interested in sex and boys. Or maybe she's just a nerd who actually doesn't care and her friends are the same. So, you think that today's teens aren't as horny as we were but might just be your kids' friend groups. 

Watch the show, Never Have I Ever. It does a good job of balancing how teens care about connecting online and connecting in person. And its good at showing how much sex is on a teen girls' mind. I was in high school in 2004-2008 but the main character's thoughts were very relatable. 

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This was me until I started wearing makeup at 17 (late but still happy I had a taste of it) and then I started dating, flirting with boys by texting and going to parties. I think teens who don't feel pretty, know how to hide their interest in sex better...?
But even when I was just being a nerd, I read/looked at porn. I just didn't say anything about my feelings with anyone else until I felt pretty at 17. 

Joe, years from now you're going to find out your kids were talking about sex with their friends all the time. You'll see. 

8:32 Funny bit.

Videogames costing more than $70 is stupid. I hate it. 

25:35 Yet I bet she still scrolls for hours on Instagram and TikTok and doesn't expect you to tell her, "You're still scrolling on that fucking app, huh?"

I hope Doom: The Dark Ages wins Game of the Year.

Elliott BRAVELY Shaves His Face After a DECADE of HIDING (Q&A!)

I subscribed. 

I'm happy that Elliott was the one Steve was talking about when he said some of his friends were trying really hard to get the SourceFed channel back. Thank you for trying!

It would've been a nice, "Fuck you! Ha! Ha!" to Lee and her gang of simps. I wish they would use critical thinking on why every person from SourceFed still talks to the boys but not to Lee. (Just Trisha but she's friends with both sides. Not even she turned against the boys.)   

 

29:34 Yup. You look younger for sure. 

I left a comment asking you guys to please keep up the podcast! 


43:03 Awww

Aftershow for The Broski Report - Month of July

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100TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA

Please don't start having a lot of guests on because the reason this podcast is funny is because no one is there to talk over you. Besides, you guest on other videos so much that there's no reason for them to get on your show. We are fulfilled by you interacting with funny people elsewhere that we need your show to stay a solo podcast, so we can have your intrusive thoughts without interruption. 

7:05 Yup, same. 

My five choice of who I would eat dinner with:
1. Corey Taylor 
2. Stephen King 
3. Jonny Cruz 

4. Belle Delphine 

35:08 Yes! I recommend these:

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45:23 I do this and it's fun!
Every book I buy I plan on keeping forever. I'm not going to try reselling any books so I don't care about it looking brand new. And if I get disappointed with any then I just give them away to Goodwill.  

Writing and highlighting in books is a very relaxing hobby. 

All my wallpaper is from Hazbin Hotel.

My tablet's lock screen wallpaper:

My tablet's home screen wallpaper:

My desktop wallpaper: 

I've had these since last summer. I just can't bring myself to change any of the backgrounds. I love these characters and season 2 starts in October so I wont stop being obsessed with them for a while. 

This episode was really fun! I love that you put thought into it. Made a long list and decorated your area. That's more than what other podcasts do. They just say, "Thank you" in the start and then go on like it's a normal episode. 

I Love Woke Superman

I'm not into Beyonce but I get it. Same with The Beatles or Ozzy Osbourne. I know they are icons but their music doesn't speak to me.

I'm happy that their music speaks to the people I love because the people I love wouldn't be as great if it wasn't for the influence of Beyonce, Ozzy and The Beatles. 

BUT....

Corey Taylor hurt his foot--minutes before the show started, and he still did the whole show while in pain. (And he was not sure if he had broken bones.)

Corey also has pain in his leg but wont quit or just stand still and sing. He wants to entertain fans as much as he can because he knows how expensive it is. He grew up poor. (Had a closet for a bedroom and used the tub as a bed when he was a kid. It's all in his first book.)

He had the flu another time and STILL did the show. Think about singing, screaming, jumping and headbanging while having the fucking flu. Corey Taylor really cares about his fans to not cancel a show if he can help it.

Music is his life. He talks about his time playing on the street for random people, and his time playing on stage for an audience of 7 people and he gives it his all every time. 

I wish I had seen him perform when he wasn't famous yet. Those fans are so lucky! He said that he still remembers them!

Dave Grohl broke his leg, went to the hospital and came back to finish his show.

There's other awesome people who care about their fans enjoying a show they paid for so much that they remain calm and professional when something unexpected happens.

27:54 Hahaha!

54:43 🩶

Throwing a Tantrum at the Airport

0:39 Steve Zaragoza's twin (RIP headphones users):

Exactly! Just because we complain when a smut book doesn't have much smut in it doesn't mean that's all we care about. I like horror books more than any other type of book but when I'm in the mood for something sexy, I want a lot of sex in it!

Fanfiction usually delivers that better than romance novels. Because fanfiction can skip the background and all the history the character have together, it gets to the spicy stuff quicker. 

But I wish romance writers would try to be better than fanfics! At least try and make your characters and lore not a boring slow-burn! 

21:14 Yes! I hate that too! And I hate when the main guy has a sad past too. It's boring, stupid and lazy. I don't need to read about them having weak moments together, kills the mood for me. Just make it sexy. I don't need a story about characters healing each other. 

Half star reviews are bullshit. When I see someone give a 3 and a half star, that's just a 3 star I see. A 4 and a half star--that's a 4 star. Half stars mean nothing to me.

 

Labubus are NOT REAL

I don't care about Labubus but I relate to people who like them, because I like anime figures, fan-made keychains, comics and art prints. 

I don't spend money on fast food and drinks. I don't buy coffee on the go, I've only had homecooked meals since 2011. It's a big money saver. More money to buy cute toys because I'm not spending it on junk food. ALSO, I don't drink so no money is going towards that.

So, I think your rant about how we need to tell ourselves the internet isn't real and to save money is powerless. Sadly. Once you only eat homecooked meals then maybe you'll have a strong point.

When you moved towards body image NOW your rant will be heard. But telling collectors to stop collecting it's just not going to happen. It's something we have "grow out of" before we can look at our collections and think, "what a waste of money." 

22:19 I feel the same way. Instant rage. 

"Rich people get Ozempic. Poor people get body positivity." 

43:53 Funny bit.

47:13 Hahaha

Aftershow for The Valleycast - Month of June

Part one: Steve Takes the Red Pill (he watched The Matrix)

5:35 Hazbin Hotel isn't aimed towards kids. That's like saying South Park, Archer or Futurama is aimed towards kids...it's not. And it's not the same vibe as Adventure Time. Whoever told him that must of been high.

Steve, whoever told you that both shows are the same vibe, don't listen to their recommendations anymore. It's way off.

The main character in Hazbin Hotel is the only sweet character in the show. It's like if Butters were the main character in South Park.

6:46 Yeah, Joe! I don't think that show holds up like SpongeBob does but I loved it too. 

22:35 Ugh. I hate when people HATE getting updated information. 


42:45 My pick is Don't Worry Darling or WALL-E. 

Feeling like I'm in those movies would be trippy and fun!

DEJA VU PART TWO: Elliott Takes the Red Pill

Please never stop making videos. It fucking sucks that 1000 views isn't enough to you guys....

18:22 👏👏👏

41:48 That's really nice to hear. Please show us love in the comments! Delete the haters!

I left a comment asking if you guys can do a book club in some episodes. A motivator to read more. 

Steve Plays Quiplash with YOU and Explains Stuff - LIVE Valleycast!

I was in this episode! I just joined the audience when voting live because I don't know if I can come up with funny answers. Maybe I'll be brave enough to try being an actual player next time.

1:29 Ha!

I hate that Lee's simps are still angry after five years. It's pathetic. I can't wait for someone to spill what she did so people can stop acting like she's an angel. I wish she were a man. THEN it would be obvious to everyone that she fucked up because the fact is all their friends choose the boy's side.

Stay strong! We love this podcast.

Nice one, Elliott:

(In the description.)

Aftershow for The Broski Report - Month of June

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Carrie Bradshaw & Lord Byron

1:04 *White millennial shitposter. That's just you being white but you keep acting like it's just an age thing. 

Everything you're describing as belonging to millennials I don't relate to and NONE of my friends relate to. Please just add the extra word. 

It's the only think that annoys me about you, Brittany. Stop being lazy and say which millennials you're talking about because the rest of us do. We are clear on which ones we are laughing at or with. 

I'm glad you're explaining this show because I'll never watch it.

15:20 100%.


20:59 Ha!

I love the ad read, 10xs better than Dynamic Banter (nowadays).

30:14 Yes! I have that same dream.


32:29 I need to clip this and link it when someone gets pissed that I said:

"Hazbin Hotel > Helluva Boss"
"Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect 2"
"Christmas > Halloween"

I can't wait to hear your album! I'm so happy and excited for you!

Moose Are Way Too Damn Big

9:17 I wish more people were real about themselves like that.

23:01 Funny bit.

37:55 Hahaha!!

47:03 Be a guest on Let's Get Haunted and talk about cryptids together!

People keep saying, "It's naive to think Earth is the only planet with civilized life. It's stupid to think we are alone in the universe." But it's such a small-minded and overused response when asked if they believe in aliens. They get defensive without having to be. 

"Yes, I believe in aliens but I'm smart--see?!--so don't make fun of me for believing!" 
No one was going to make fun of you for a popular belief. Chill. 

Believing in aliens is so basic like believe in God. 

Brittany, you just read a speech that said, "...tell me how there could not be a God! Do you not see God in your science? How can you miss him? You proclaim that even the slightest change in the force of gravity or the weight of an atom would have rendered our universe a lifeless mist. And yet you fail to see God's hand in that?" 

It's not foolish to believe that Earth may have won the lottery.

People have made so many amazing things yet small-minded people want to give the credit to aliens instead.

"How did people back then make such big and leveled structures?! Must be aliens!"

"Flying tech that seems so ahead of it's time-must be aliens because no one has ever been ahead of their time before!"

I think that if the answer isn't aliens at area 51 then the world would be disappointed so they really have to believe it's aliens. But they need their belief to not seem foolish. "Believing in aliens isn't stupid, you're stupid for not believing with me! Actually, you're a bad person for thinking we're alone because that means you're narcissistic!"  

I do think we are the only civilized intelligence in the universe because I need to see these aliens (that people think have mastered the universe but didn't master not being taken to area 51) to believe it.

Anyway....
1:00:48 Thank you for making me laugh after I typed out my rant.

Talking Oujia Boards with my Ghost Hunter Mother

11:05 This blog.

20:08 Talking about shows like that is fun though! And to think what we were do if we were in the story as one of the characters.

I hate when a fandom feels the need to rush and tell new fans that the next part of a story sucks. Like, it's their fucking job to ruin the excitement of more story. Not giving them time or a choice to see if they would like it without knowing that it's hated. 

Because most people are influenced how they feel about something if they know the hate is loud. They either want to join in or they refuse to find anything bad about it just to be different.

1:10:08 Got caught in a lie! 

Thank you, Brittany for not editing that out.

Moonbeam Ice Cream & Swans

7:03 You're not stupid, that app is vague because it's bullshit.

It's just a fun way to pass the time.

Brittany saying how much she loves Reddit makes me worried that she has seen the hate on her own subreddit. That sucks!

I hope she doesn't click on posts unless it's fanart of her.

45:22 Same, I'm going to visit Phoenix to in August!
And It's been years since I've been there, I can't wait to see my friends and family. It's going to be a road trip with a friend from high school then coming back on a train with a private room! I'm so excited, I've never been on a train before!

Aftershow for The Valleycast - Month of May

Elliott's Lovely Leggy Lumps

The Last Of Us Part 2: Link to my thoughts.
I wanted to love it. It's a 5 out of 5 game that I hated. I know it's good but...
I try to talk through my conflicting feelings in that link. 

3:49 I'll never understand relationships like that. It shouldn't be that serous. 
But if you and her have come to this understanding and agreed to it then stop complaining about it, Stee.
Only complain if you didn't agree to it but she still expects you to. 

If you didn't agree to it and you wouldn't give a shit if she watched without you then she sounds controlling. 

9:51 Aw...


(Mass Effect is my Star Wars) Joe asking if I would be upset with a full remake of the games vs making new games: No, I would not be upset with that. I would love a remake because there's no female versions of most aliens. Mass Effect: Andromeda did it better. 

And I would love to see one of the female companions not look like a supermodel in the third game. Just make her seem like a matured version from the first two games! 

And make the characters from the second game wear different outfits in the third game!
I love Mass Effect with all my heart but I'm not blinded to the problems and plot holes it has. 
ME:A did a lot of things better than the trilogy.

I don't want the new game to bring Shepard back. Let their story rest in the trilogy and remain a legend, please.

Knowing Things Ruins Everything

I actually want to read that book. It's a refreshing way to study the Bible. I have faith but I don't trust the Bible being God's words because come on. It's man made. But I still read it and try to understand it with skepticism but I'm frustrated that I can't share my true thoughts with my mom. 
She would freak out if I told her that and I don't care to get into that drama if I don't fucking have to.

I love my husband. I can be open about it and we agree that God knows my heart and intentions and that is no one else's business. Others don't have to understand how or why I believe in God while questioning things about them.

And I like relating to other people about this:

If you want to dig into ball of lighting theories, you boys should reach out to Let's Get Haunted. 


Yeah, I hate how people are making A.I. videos for conspiracy shit. So many conspiracy groups and cults are getting stronger because of A.I. videos making their theories seem like facts.

If it's harmless, believe whatever the fuck you want.
But if a conspiracy is just a hidden anti-feminist group, I hope people use their brain and leave the group instead of being in denial. 


Nat and Aly would also love to talk about sleep paralysis demons with you guys!

42:44 lol

Boogie Nights, Andor, and Why You Shouldn't Read

I should watch Boogie Nights. It sounds good.

With community comes drama. I don't need people knowing everything about me AND knowing where I live? Pick one. 

47:08 Ha!


I was working out during this episode so I hardly have anything to add but I did enjoy hearing the whole thing. Every time something funny happened, I was just too lazy to stop working out, timestamp it and add my thoughts. 

WHO WILL WIN?! (Final Destination vs. Mission: Impossible vs. Lilo & Stitch)

I'm happy Anna Lore is in a popular movie so she's going to make more stuff but I don't like any of the Final Destination movies. They are for people who love the Scream movies or slashers--even though Final Destination isn't a slasher, it gives off that style. 

They are fun-turn-your-brain-off movies and I don't like those type of movies. It's rare when I do. 
I do like fun-turn-your-brain-off videogames though! Games are where I can enjoy a cheap, cheesy, campy script. 


13:21 It was exciting sneaking snacks in with my cousins, when I was in high school. 


31:20 She sounds fun.

44:14 How is that weird? You men have confessed to wanting to fuck a chipmunk or some rat from an old cartoon (I've never seen it and forgot the name), Lola Bunny and that bitch from A Goofy Movie! You guys see attractive animal characters just like the women do. Don't lie. 

I'm not a furry but I understand it because I'm into robot and car characters:

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This is normal.

Aftershow for The Broski Report - Month of May

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Peeing in the River

13:30 Here! 

I kinda agree that being a night-owl is about being able to enjoy the things we love without being bugged by others. But I love being up during the day too, I just know how to ignore my messages because I'm not glued to my tablet (I don't have a smartphone) like other people are. 

I understand what it's like to be addicted to the phone but I haven't been since high school. 

You peeing in the river is nasty and funny, Brittany.

39:50 That's so awkward and funny because I understand enjoying videos like that. I used to watch crafty/kawaii channels eat candy from Japan. My favorite was The Hollycopter. (Who I still follow because I love her. She's just herself. She doesn't post for views. It's so hard finding people who use Youtube as a hobby and not a paycheck.)

Also, she's a fan of Brittany!  

Again, I recommend Malissa for perfumes (and books). She goes into detail with the scents. 

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F1 & The New White Boy of the Month

This is the first time I have ever gotten secondhand embarrassment from watching Brittany. Hearing her talk in an British accent for that long was something....

The long bits she would do in the past--with an accent was fine but this is so obviously her being proud of her British accent that it came off embarrassing but also cute because she was fangirling about it, in a way like, when a little kid wants to show you a "cool" trick. It's not cool at all but you just smile and clap because the kid is so happy about it....it's called being polite! It's easy to do!

I've seen in the comments that others also don't like her British accent but they are assholes for saying it where she can read it. They HAVE to add that they couldn't finish the episode and are "so sad!" You people really love playing the victims for the dumbest shit.

Is it that hard to get a blog or journal?! Why do you all NEED Brittany to see what you hate about her? Getting a blog is free if you can't afford a journal. 

People like ya'll are the reason Brittany will one day stop sharing herself online.

It's rare to find someone with a big following who is just themselves. But when they do that, we see that they aren't perfect princesses; they have annoying things about them. So, you bitches just loudly and publicly nitpick the fuck out of them until they stop being themselves on camera.
Until they only show the good stuff to seem perfect or mysterious. 

Fuck you all. (Ha! Ha!)

And the people that give those comments a thumbs up are just as bad. 

Even though I didn't like her talking long like that, I hope she does it again just to piss off those entitled fans who think she needs to make content only according to their fuckin' tastes.

Like what Brittany said in the past; the art is for the artist. Accept it. 

(Besides I got used to it after 8 minutes so if she does it again, I'll be fine. You all couldn't handle being her friend.)  

I hate this stupid; "I'm so sad I can't enjoy something Brittany loves." Grow up and keep that to yourself. You all are shallow and really wouldn't be in her friend group for long:

"Is this a safe space to talk about not liking her music?" Fuck off. You all are talking out of your asses.

It's like giving notes to pop singers; telling them their voices are better suited for metal music or telling rock singers that their voices are better for country music. All music is influenced by other music. Did you expect Brittany to invent a new sound??

51:55 I love that she says her real thoughts out loud. How many other women would admit these embarrassing things? Others would say it as a bit but Brittany means it; she really would've enjoyed it more if they were playing that soundtrack!

(She should replace Mike on Dynamic Banter. Her and Steve would be a dream team podcast.)

58:50 I know, right?!

Leg Cramps & Bird Anatomy

2:04 I feel like screaming Corey Taylor's name just like that because maybe he'll hear me.

I loved her Dunkin' ad read. 

27:32 Fuck yeah! I'm happy good things are happening to her left and right! 

I love that she explains the inspiration and respect that she put into her Royal Court show.
She's honest with how she thought of her show while others wouldn't say shit and just act like it's an original thought that came into their heads. 

Brittany isn't a snake like the haters think she is. 

Broski Nation Special Ops

0:52 LOL

So, she wants a gay, cowboy boyfriend but hates westerns? I get it! It's like how I don't like Sailor Moon but I buy the merch for the pink, girly aesthetic. 

I think it's cool how our crushes lead us into checking out things that we never would've experienced if not for our interest in someone. Like, how me checking out different bands that Corey Taylor likes. And reading what he said are his favorite Stephen King books.
Or me checking out games my husband loved playing as a kid. 

Even if it turns out we didn't like some of those things at least we looked in an area we never would've if not for our obsessions not pointing them out. It's fun feeling connected to that person while we are reading, watching, listening or playing the thing our favorite people loved. 

I watched some shitty movies because I had a big crush on Keanu Reaves after playing Cyberpunk 2077. 

Corey Taylor acted in two movies, and I had to skip anytime he wasn't on camera. Those were B-rated movies and I hate movies that are shitty on purpose. 

Aw! I wish she didn't skip all those questions! It was fun seeing her being nerdy! It's the closest thing to seeing her playing a videogame or playing D&D!